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Just For Fun
Welcome to our for fun page! This page was created by Evelyn, who is able to get just about anyone to laugh and smile with a good joke. It was her intention to have this be your page, a collection of pet anecdotes from Care clients and friends. Please send any funny pictures stories, jokes or experiences you have and we will try to get them on here so we can all laugh lots and live long.
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DOGISMS The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. A dog is the only being on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. That's the best deal man will ever have. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, unlike people, who have to mix love and hate. I wonder if dogs think poodles are a member of a weird cult. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come home from the grocery with raw chicken, pork and beef. They must think we're the greatest hunters on Earth! Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to it. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" If you pick up a starving dog and feed and befriend him, he will not bite you and be faithful. That's the difference between man and dog. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. Crossbred Dogs Canine Humor! Doggie Haiku Source: http://www.worthington-levy.com/wook.html |
To God,
C Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever smell each other?
Dear God: When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in a forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Here are a list of things I will try to remember to do to be a good dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or
after they throw it up!
2. I will not roll on dead birds, fish, crabs, manure, etc., just because I like
the way they smell
3. The Litter Box is not a Cookie Jar.
4. The sofa is not a face towel.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff!
6. I will not play tug-O-war with dad's underwear when he is on the toilet.
7. sticking my nose in some ones crotch is not an acceptable way of saying
"hello".
8. I will not sit in the living room and lick my crotch!
9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt!
10. The cat is not a "squeaky toy" so when I play with her and she makes that
noise, it's not a good thing!
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
Thanks,
The Dog
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