After I feigned my drug overdose in the sixties, I changed my appearance and faded into anonymity.  Eventually I married, had children and grandchildren, and lived a normal happy life.  Now that I am a card-carrying member of AARP and work part-time here at Care Animal Hospital, I have acquired three geriatric cats and we are all couch potatoes and enjoy watching old movies. And if you believe that one, come on in to the hospital and I'll spin ya another yarn!

See if you can guess which films the captions near my cats are from:

Buddy - 15 years	Pete - 12 years	Callie - 11 years
"Here's looking at you kid"	"You talking to me?"	"I don't know nuthin bout birthin no babies"